There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy? The one on the range. Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off...
Showing posts with label Funny Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Jokes. Show all posts
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Short Dirty Jokes
Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? A: Because his pecker is on his head! Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A. Cover me im go...
Short Filthy Jokes
Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bu...
Dirty One Liners
What do you call an afghan virgin Mever bin laid on How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper. If a fi...
Filthy One Liners
On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says "Boy it's mighty cold out here!", the other says "Yes,...
Clean One Liners
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup! A magician was drivin...
A Little Boy Gets On A Bus....
A little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver. As they are driving. As they are driving along, he sings, "If my daddy was a...
A Shave and a shine
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, " I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barb...
Shot The Wife
"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant. "you came home from work early and found your wife in be...
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