The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The cowboy said, " Young lady, you and i should go and spend some time in a hotel room."
She replied , "I am married and my husband would not like that,"
The cowboy said, "Tell him you are working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."
She said, " You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
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